The Lonely Refinery Taste – Charleston Chew


I had some spare change over when I was shopping for milk. So I visited the “Food of the World” shelf.

Charleston Chew. The packaging looks old, which probably means one of two things.

  1. It has a name, therefore it can keep an old looking style of it.
  2. It is old, real old, which means I probably shouldn’t be eating it.

What’s this? “Try Frozen!” Okay…

The piece in the paper I put in the freezer for a while and the other I tried directly.

It tastes like Milk Duds. Milk Duds in bar form.

The piece that was frozen is frozen as shit. It’s hard as a rock, biting at it is like biting on a rock. I’m afraid I’ll bust my dang teeth!

Why would you want to put it in the freezer, when the only thing that changes about it is that it becomes much harder to eat?!

Final Verdict

It’s Milk Duds. Plain and simple. But don’t put in the freezer, unless you want to risk loosing some teeth.

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