Ham: Oh yeah! Why didn’t I try this earlier?
Oh like you need it…
Last time; the family moved twice, Mytilus was named heiress, Victoria became an old witch, and non-heiress Balaenoptera moved out.
Tenderloin: C’mon pick up. Pick up damn you!
Tenderloin: Cale, why are you so dang slow? … I know you’re already here. I can see you through the door windows! And how are you speaking to me when you aren’t using your phone?!
Tenderloin: You look a little hungry, Cale. How about you eat something first?
Cale: Okay. Nom nom.
Tenderloin: Anyway, what I wanted to ask was… Would you like to move with us?
Cale: What does it include?
Tenderloin: Just marrying my granddaughter and having at least two kids.
Cale: Sounds easy enough. Okay!
Ugh, wait, stop! I apologize for the eye-sore, I just gotta fix this…
Okay, so I deleted the current Cale because of his chin glitch that kept pissing me off. The new Cale is thinner, his chin is fixed… and that’s it.
Well, he’s not a vampire anymore and he has no family tree.
Cale: You killed my family! >:(
Not really, they are still around, you just aren’t connected to them.
He really has a fun mix of traits, slob especially. I love slobs, they don’t whine about a dirty place and they can eat rotten food!
Cale: So, I’ve gotten a job. Now I only need to charm the single lady.
Despite carrying the Schlick name and eyes, Cale is mainly a Slayer.
Mytilus: I was told you’d be arriving on a unicorn. I am disappointed.
Cale: *Looks like he’s been slapped on the forehead*
Mytilus: But that’s okay, Cale. We don’t even have horses yet.
Cale: Have a hug, darling.
Mytilus: Yay, for hugs.
Mytilus: But I’m not your darling-…
Astro: Don’t make this difficult, dudette.
Mytilus: … yet. Well, thank you mother!
Portrait wall, with a snarky painting of the newest heiress.
Nice table cloth shirt there, Bronson. Top your career yet?
Bronson: That’s right. Now I can dedicate my life to the band.
Like every other adult who’s not of blue, glues their body to the instruments. Saves me the effort of looking after them!
Enjoy this little long montage, because this is the only time romantic interactions are important and will be scarce later.
Also, I’m being a tad lazy and need to raise my blood sugar.
Stop being creepy, Victoria.
Vic: I am not creeping, I’m listening to the great music.
Vic: Just standing here… Tapping my foot…
Ham: The love… Gives me the power to rock! *maybe insert a song of rock & love here*
Bronson: *peeps creepily*
Victoria: *Still creeping listening to the music*
And so the mussel and the former vampire is united by invisible rings.
Here’s their bedroom.
Here’s the couple.
Here are- okay I’ll just go now.
Whoa! That was quick.
Cale: What the heck is this garbage? I thought the rings would be invisible. >:(
Tenderloin: So I heard you got married just recently Cale. Congratulations!
Tenderloin: Now if I only could remember who you married…
Cale: Your granddaughter, Mytilus.
Tenderloin: Was it Bala? Or was it Ham? No wait, she has a ginger boy. Maybe it was Hepatica… no he’s a man, despite the girly name. I know! You married my ex-wife! Wait, isn’t she dead yet?
Cale: What did I agree to?
Bronson: Aw, look at my little girl who’s already gotten married!
Bronson: And I will soon enter my twilight years… The other agents will force me to retire. My hair will turn white.
Bronson: Well… At least I can snuggle some grandkids soon.
Next up: TURQUOISE!