Somewhat relevant to this chapter’s content, my brain totally bonked. Chapter titles aren’t everything, so I’ll shut up about this now.
Last time; Astro died outside the theater, Ham kept drilling holes and Tenderloin had to fill them, Grænblár grew up and got rid of his accidental vampirism, Ham and Chester test rode the actor’s trailer (as did Tenderloin and Victoria).
Outside the spa and- OH FFF WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! CREEPY SHADOWS ON JENNI’S FACE! D:
Oh oh oh! I’ve been waiting for this for ever it seems! Just look!
Apparently this display of combo puking is what sets off labor.
Wolfie: Boo! Fugly swamp vampire!
Fugly Swamp Vampire: Boo! You had a child out of wedlock!
See, told ya it came with repercussions.
Mytilus: Would someone just get me outta here, please!
Vampire Paper Boy: Boo! Bastard child bearer!
Eww, don’t puke on your son!
This is it. Clone? Grænblár becomes heir. Not clone? New kid becomes insta-heir.
Congratulations, Grænblár! You. Are. The heir!
Grænblár: Yay! :)
Of course every heir’s gotta have a character card (kind of faulty now that I changed fonts but I make my character cards long beforehand, so that’s why).
I have nothing new to add, ‘cept some interesting trivia. Remember our founder Steven? He had no artistically inclined traits at all, yet his LTW was to become a Rock Star. Grænblár, our turquoise heir, is not artistically inclined either, yet he rolled to become a Hit Movie Composer as a child.
Grænblár: Don’t worry, clone brother. I still love you.
Clone Brother: Hungwy!
Clone Brother: HUNGWY!!
Tenderloin: Ugh, calm down will ya!
Tenderloin: Here’s your order, Mr. Impatient; a mushy serving of lobster.
Mr. Impatient: But I ordered Stir Fry…
Meanwhile, Ham has topped the athletic career, therefore becoming a Superstar Athlete.
And in da park…
Emerald: Congrats on your adulthood, Grænblár.
Grænblár: Thanks, but I also got named heir!
Grænblár: If you had been an adult by now, I would’ve kissed you.
But the next day…!
Emerald: Grænblár will be so happy to find out I became an adult a day after the last screenshot! :D
Indeed. Of course she gets a nice makeover fitting the current generation.
And of course she’ll receive an awesome ice sculpture of herself.
Mr. Impatient: HUNGWY!!
Ham: So this was the one dad warned me about…
Emerald: Sigh (of love)…
Haha, also Victoria in the hot tub. xD She’s STILL ALIVE. How old is she by now? Well over 110 days.
Emerald: Your son is awesome, Mrs. Regnbåge!
Mytilus: Um, thank you.
So it’s time for another of Mytilus’s sons to grow up.
Tirkizan becomes flirty in his teenage years.
I mean, who can resist that :3 face?
Hold up a second! Weren’t you an actor just recently?
Tenderloin: Ham screwed up time while attempting to get costumes. I’m an astronaut now.
Huh… Saves me the effort! ;D
Mytilus: Okay, blue mussel. Concentrate damn it! It’s just a portrait of your future daughter-in-law. Get it together!
On another note, here’s something else she painted.
Speaking of accomplishments, Wolfie achieves his LTW…
… just before he enters his twilight years.
I don’t really know for sure, but the puddingness of his face makes him look kind of younger…
Want more Wolfie? Here’s him in…
… his everyday…
… and his work wear. What’s that you say? This ain’t a science outfit? That’s correct. He changed his career by one of those pop-ups you get some times asking if you want to change career paths. Since he never had any career related LTW, why not?
Time for Mr. Impatient, also known as Clone Brother, to grow up.
Tirkizan: I’m disturbed by this.
Sofia: I have to agree with you on that.
Terry: I like it.
Here are the clone brothers! … I should probably introduce Mr. Impatient now…
Mr. Impatient’s real name is Modrozelený (I’ll shorten it to Zelený), according to Google Translate (oh how creative I am this generation! [/sarcasm]) is the Slovakian adjective for turquoise. He is an excitable* genius who hates the outdoors (*new trait) and likes to listen to Chinese music.
AND GET THIS, he also likes aqua. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
The birthdays don’t quit there, here’s Mytilus entering her twilight years.
She’s still SUPER CUTE! x3
When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.
Dun-dun-duuun! Ham in da tub!
Nah, look at dem eyelashes! This boy doesn’t mascara, no way!
A bit more romantic than the public pool, no? Also, why doesn’t Sunset Valley or Bridgeport have any public gardens? >:/
Fun game of the week! Find the one fault in this picture.
And no, it’s not Lucy, ‘cause she’s awesome.
Picture of Ham: Work it maggots! Faster! Calculate that math!
Tirkizan: Yes, mistress.
Zelený: Ass kisser…
Enjoy a crappy gif of Tenderloin dancing (click it if it doesn’t work).
And it’s recolourable! :D
Vic: Blah blah blah, I’m Wolfgang and I’m grumpy.
Wolfie: Well, I’m Victoria and my expiration date expired thirty days ago!
Okay, this is starting to piss me off.
Ham: Wow, I never saw that painting before.
Wolfie: Maybe she’s half right? Maybe I am grumpy? Maybe too grumpy? Maybe this pill will help?
Just stop “maybe”-in’ and swallow the damn thing.
Wolfie: Nope still grumpy. >:(
So much that he doesn’t get along at all with his biological children.
Holes. Holes everywhere.
Ham: I want that pink diamond dammit!
This is not something you get to see every day. Grænblár here is level 9 in his career, has no kids, his girlfriend doesn’t live with him, AND VICTORIA IS STILL ALIVE.
Okay, enough. I need to stop this annoyance.
They almost hold the position I sleep in (which is fetal). Weird.
Grænblár: Are we going to a concert? Am I the concert?
Zelený: Oh noes! My brother has the same jammies as me!
Tirkizan: *Looks disturbed*
Vic: *About to form a thought*
Oh hai Sunset Valley! I luff u! <3
Can you spot the newly built house?
Which has the kids room already finished.
I’m so proud of myself. It looks so loomy and comfy.
And Ham get one of those stone slabs that should be coffins but aren’t.
So how long before any green babies? *Goes counting* Two. And I forgot to number the picture in this chapter… FFFUUU… Well, I’ll definitely not bother with that now, maybe… never?
Until next time…