I have nothing to say about today’s title card, so…
Last time; Bronson’s lil sis came into the house and argued, Tenderloin and Rochelle continued to argue, Chalcedony thought the drama levels were too high and decided to die (it wasn’t as horrible as it sounds).
We begin this chapter on a positive note!
Cyclonus: How about we make out like they do it in the Sims 2?
I do miss that interaction… Sigh…
Bronson: No thanks! Not now!
Bronson: Things aren’t so good back home… It’d feel weird.
Cyclonus: *Defeated*
And it looks so *insert appropriate adjective here*.
Bronson: I FEEL LONELY THEREFORE I DON’T WANT ANY CONTACT WITH ANYONE!
Whut? >:|
Cyclonus: I know you don’t have to be bright as the sun all the time, but now you’re being ridiculous!
Bronson: Please don’t get angry! It’s my negative moodlet’s fault!
Cyclonus: You won’t care for long, I’m breaking up with you!
Yes, they became bf/gf somewhere along the road.
Bronson: You didn’t have to, evil woman! I would’ve been fine the next day!
Cyclonus: I think I might go and die like grandpa ’cause of the drama overload…
Actually no, I decided the heiress at this point. :)
The day after…
Astrotrain: Oh hai dude! So I heard my sis dumped you… Well, why don’t you come over here and I’ll make your depression go away…
Astrotrain: Oh crepes I hope this works…
See what I did there? ;D
Astrotrain: Waahh! My grandfather died from a drama overload! Hold me plz. *sob sob*
Astrotrain: So how about we get right down to business, dude?
Bronson: No no no! I’m heartbroken, Astrotrain! I don’t think I can take a relation right now!
Astrotrain: Well, my granddad is dead and you don’t see me whining.
Bronson: You’re a weird one to say the least…
Astrotrain: Well, I am inappropriate after all, duh…
Astrotrain: But seriously, what would you rather do? Knock boots with me or live a pointless NPC life? If you’re worried about the drama, then don’t, I’ll fix it.
I think I’m gonna love writing her…
Later, inside…
Astrotrain: Haha! Your father is cheating on your mother!
Astrotrain: Sorry sorry! I’m inappropriate, remember? Sometimes I just slip the toad…
Bronson: What have I given myself into?
Rochelle: You! Butler woman who lives on gossip! You cost way to much! GTFO, please!
Butler: Fine, Mrs! But you should know that every member of this household thinks you’re no better than a bunch of rubbish! With flies surrounding it!
Astrotrain: Oh hai dad! What’chu thinkin’ about?
Tenderloin: A lot of things trouble me… I don’t really know…
Astrotrain: You know I love you dad, and I want to to be happy. So far as I see it, your main trouble is mom. If you just tell her to GTFO then problem solved, right?
Tenderloin: It finally dawned on me. You. Are Evil.
Tenderloin: That’s why you enjoy my suffering. That’s why pretty much no-one in this house can stand you. I think we should separate…
Tenderloin: That’s it! We are through! Separated! Divorced! Not together! Anymore!
Rochelle: But wait- I…
Tenderloin: I don’t want to hear anything more from you…
Tenderloin: You had your shot. I tried many times but you wouldn’t listen… I’m sorry it had to come to this…
Tenderloin: You can take the bed where the butler used to sleep…
She looks so sad! :(
Until next time…
The Lonely Refinery 